Friday, December 24, 2021

BR05 - Serendipity

 

In this Booze Review, Earnshaw and Milliardo close their eyes and let the winds of fate blow them like a cashmir glove. We review Serendipity, a romantic comedy movie from 2001. Rom-coms are a dime a dozen, so in 2021 does this movie still have what it takes to be a jackass? To be our oracle and shit? Or could this be our first official casualty of movies from our youth?


Pubcasters: Earnshaw, Milliardo

Special Features:
What, Are We Gonna Get A Room? (Questions)
It's Cassiopeia! (New Discoveries)
Favorite Sexual Position? (Super Secret Special Quiz)
You Are A Jackass (Praise)
It's Illogical (Complaints)
He Was 35 Years Old (Conclusion)

Saturday, October 31, 2020

BR04 - Donnie Darko

In this Booze Review, Earnshaw and Milliardo put on their stupid man suits to revisit Donnie Darko, from 2001. We bathe in the teenage angst at a cosmic level, discussing the things we liked, things we didn't like, things we noticed for the first time, and questions we somehow still have after 19 years and double-digit viewings. In 2020, does this movie still put up, or should Richard Kelly just chut up? Are you part of the cult? How deep and eternal is Earnshaw's love for Southland Tales?


Pubcasters: Earnshaw, Milliardo

Special Features:
Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Man Suit? (Questions)
Under Those Little White Pants (New Discoveries)
I Like Your Boobs (Praise)
Get Off The Stage, Cherita! (Complaints)
Breathing A Sigh Of Relief (Conclusion)


Additional Show Notes:

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

BR03 - LOTR: For Frodo.

In this Booze Review, Earnshaw and Milliardo reminisce over The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King movie from 2003. We touch on things that have always bothered us, heavy themes, things we love, dark topics, and all the stuff that the film got right. After 16 years, does the final film in Peter Jackson's blockbuster trilogy still hold up? Does the trilogy hold up as a whole? Could we ever see something like this again?


Pubcasters: Earnshaw, Milliardo

Special Features:
What Do We Owe Gondor? (Questions)
Something That You Have Failed To See (New Discoveries)
A Not-So-Secret But Still Very Special Quiz
My Friends, You Bow For No One (LOTR Praise)
A Slight Tingle in My Fingers (LOTR Complaints)
So That's Why They Call It That (Conclusion)

Friday, January 11, 2019

BR03 - Preview

So CHANGE OF PLANS!

We got the timing wrong. We are doing Donnie Darko, but finishing LOTR just feels right, ya know?

So... Coming up in the next episode of the Booze Reviews Podcast is...


LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING

Go back to 2003, and review or watch anew the final movie in Peter Jackson's blockbuster Lord of the Rings series. A movie screen rises. Booze will be spilled this night.

After that, the very next film we review will be:

DONNIE DARKO

For this film, if you want to refresh your memory (or see this great film for the first time), then don your human suits, pour a drink, and jump back into this cult classic from 2001.

Monday, January 7, 2019

BR02 - LOTR: Forth Eorlingas!

In this After Hours, Earnshaw and Milliardo reminisce over the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers movie from 2002. After 16 years, does the second film in Peter Jackson's blockbuster trilogy still hold up?

Pubcasters: Earnshaw, Milliardo

Special Features:
Where is Your Skulking Friend (Questions)
PO-TA-TOES (New Discoveries)
A Not-So-Secret But Still Very Special Quiz
It's A Quality Establishment (LOTR Praise)
Alas, That These Dark Days Should Be Mine (LOTR Complaints)
Forth Eorlingas (Conclusion)
Gandalf??? (A Not-So-Surprise Cameo)

Additional Show Notes:
Lord of the Orgasms (youtube)

Thursday, December 20, 2018

BR01 - LOTR: Will the White City Fall?

In this Booze Review, Earnshaw and Milliardo reminisce over the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring movie from 2001. After 16 years, does Peter Jackson's blockbuster still hold up?


Special Features: 


Questions. Questions that need answering! (Curiosities)
It Comes in Pints? (New discoveries) 
A Secret Special Quiz
You Haven't Aged A Day... (LOTR Praise)
Maggoty Stinking Bread!  (LOTR Complaints)
Will the White City Fall? (Conclusion)
What About Very Old Friends? (Surprise Cameo)